Showing posts with label nonsense. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nonsense. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Women are ANGELS..........




Women are angels and when someone breaks our wings...




We simply continue to fly on broomsticks.


After all we are flexible.

Monday, September 28, 2009


Donny, you ROCK!
I voted 70 times!
Who did you vote for?


Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Have you ever tried these?
You must!
They are to die for.....well maybe not die for....but they definitely
are worth the few pounds they will put on!
I can thank MARLA for this little distraction.....she started something.
Try 'em with a Diet Cherry Dr. Pepper........
Oh so worth it!

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Are your shoes muddy?


We had Home Teachers tonight.....
funniest thing......
They walked in.....
We all shook hands......
Then we proceeded to the couch.......
But......
Before they stepped on the carpets.......
They both took their shoes off......
HILARIOUS!!!



I've got them trained.....funniest thing!~

We have the best Home Teacher's in the world!
This morning they delivered home made bread.....
I'd have taken a picture but it's already about gone
And, I'm on a diet.......
So guess where it's all gone....Yep!
You guessed it~
Sweetiepie!
I'll have to tell you about their car washing techniques too~
but that's for another post!

Monday, August 10, 2009


Come on, let's get our priorities straight!
I think this is my new MOTTO!
Deep, huh?

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Take the Crayon test......

I'm YELLOW!
Take the test and tell us what color you are......

Take the test:




Your world is colored with happy, warm, fun colors. (ok, I like the sounds of that)
You have a thoughtful and wise way about you. Some people might even consider you a genius.(you've got to be kidding...genius...me?)
Charming and eloquent, you are able to get people to do things your way.
(I think it's called manipulation and having a fit til you get your way)
While you seem spontaneous and free wheeling, you are calculating to the extreme.(WOW) what a dumb test!

Monday, July 27, 2009

This REPRESENTS ME.....



If you would like to do this...well it is very easy all you have to do is spell your name...


Then you have to Fill it all out with a word (that starts with the letter) that explains you.
Here is my name:

B~Baby Doll (Yep, just ask Sweetie Pie, he'll tell ya)
E~Energetic
V~Victorious
E~Edgy (sometimes, yes, it's true)
R~Righteous
L~Loyal
Y~Young at heart (OK, I know I'm stretching it)

T~Tired
U~Up for a good time!
R~Ready (for what you ask?)
L~LOUD!! (Surprised? not..)
E~Eager (for a vacation)
Y~Yellow (what the heck....2 Y's, that's hard)

Come on give it a try...I'd love to see what REPRESENTS you!

Sunday, July 26, 2009


I hope Jesus doesn't want me for a "Sunbeam"
"Sunbeam's are just to HOT!"
It's 112 degrees out there!

But, we have these great aluminum glasses
and when I drink out of them it takes me back to being a kid in HOT, HOT Phoenix~there was nothing like a cold drink of water or soda out of an aluminum glass
Guess what I had today after church.....yep, you guessed it
A cold glass of ice with Diet Cherry Dr. Pepper
Hoke and Diane gave us a set of them a few years ago and during the summer they are one of my favorite things!

Monday, July 20, 2009

I saw this on my Mary Engelbreit’s calendar and had a good chuckle. Everyday , I think I am going to get everything done and then go sit and relax. Well that doesn't work so then I just forced myself to go sit and watch TV, my mind was racing about what I could be doing instead. Or even worse, what I would do once I got up from this chair. Sigh.

(Blogging is the most relaxing thing to me, maybe that's why I love it so much)

It will be Christmas before we know it ..... OH NO!

Saturday, July 18, 2009

You need to vote.....

I found a cheap, easy way to get a tan, get rid of wrinkles, airbrush photos, change the color of your lipstick, add mascara, get colored contacts and make you look thinner or heavier.....
Yep, it's a MIRACLE!!
Go to Picnik
Try it, you might like it!
So now you need to VOTE......


After an advanced PICNIK makeover......

After a PICNIC medium make over......

No makeover.....just bare naked
Pale, blah, wrinkled, sagging, chubby me with RED EYE!
Which do you like best?
Mary Kay is probably turning over in her grave right now!!

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Ice, Ice Baby............


So, it was only 112 stinkin' degrees today
I went to the freezer to get a cup of ice to have a nice cold drink
and this is what I found!!


EMPTY!

So, I braved the weather and the elements and went out to the patio to the ice machine to fill the ice bucket



EMPTY!


So, I jumped in the car and went to Mickey D's to buy some ICE!
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order"
"Yeah, I'd like 2 bags of ICE, please"
"Sorry, our ICE machine isn't working very well, it's ......
EMPTY!!
I'm starting to PANIC......I need ICE!
So, I drove to...yep, SONIC....


"Welcome to Sonic, may I take your order"
"Yeah, I'd like 2 bags of ICE, please"
"Sorry, we're not selling ice today, our machine isn't making enough ICE to keep up with our drink orders, it's .........
EMPTY!!
ARRRGGGHHH......
any one that knows me, knows I need my ICE!
This ICE shortage might just push me over the edge!!!!

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

The 4th of July was always a big camping weekend for my family.
My mother's family always have their family reunion on the weekend of the 4th and this year is no exception.
As a matter of fact, some of my family has already left and they are so excited to go camping. I've never been a camper and I probably never will be. We're going to the family reunion Sat. (for the day only) then we'll be home in time for bed.
"I ♥ not camping"!

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Special delivery.....ummmmmmmmmm

Nothing like a loaf of HOT
homemade bread, special ordered,
baked with ♥

by Emma.
There's nothing better.

And I'm on a stinkin' diet....go figure!
Torture!!

(notice half of one of the loaves is already gone...Sweetie Pie and his sister and her husband and son are here for a few days and they had half of the bread eaten before I got home).

Thanks, Emma! You rock!

Monday, June 8, 2009

why is blogger so slow?
are you having the same problem?

Thursday, April 9, 2009

I'm on a mission..................


If you ever, I mean ever see these Cheeseit's while you're out there shopping, call me, or email me, or leave me a comment or call 911........whatever! I'm on the hunt for these little goodies. Wouldn't this be a fun YM-YW activity. Remember, keep your eyes open!!


Monday, April 6, 2009

Let me guess your birth order!


Have you ever wondered if your personality really does describe your birth order. Take the test here . I took it and it was spot on!! Sad to say, this is pretty much me. Let me know how you did.....leave me a comment. (I just noticed the little girl in this picture only has one leg. I wonder what happened? Do you think her family realizes it? They're walking along like they have no idea. Think maybe we should tell them or just let them figure it out for themselves?.......eeeeouuuuu....creepy huh? )

You Are Likely a First Born

At your darkest moments, you feel guilty. (I always feel guilty about one thing or another)
At work and school, you do best when you're researching. (what the heck does this mean?)
When you love someone, you tend to agree with them often.(Yeah, that's true, I guess)

In friendship, you are considerate and compromising.(I hope I am, if not, BFF's, please tell me, or maybe I'm better off not knowing the truth, ya think?)
Your ideal careers are: business, research, counseling, promotion, and speaking.(whatever)
You will leave your mark on the world with discoveries, new information, and teaching people to dream.
(I'll leave my mark alright, just not sure it's the way they think!)

Friday, April 3, 2009

It's finally the weekendzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

This is what I plan to do zzzzzzzzzzzzzz! I love General Conference weekend. Get to hear conference talks on Sat. and Sun. and get to watch it all in my JAMMIES!!!! I plan to catch a few zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's too!! Enjoy your weekend!

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Need to diet?

So, do you think this would help? I bet it would keep me out of the fridge. Guess I'll have to have some vinyl lettering done and post it in my kitchen. Do you dare me?

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

My thought for the day....................


I love the beach......the ocean makes my butt look smaller!

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Step right up and take a spin..............

How fun would this be..........planted on your refrigerator. Let the kids play, mom and dad play, heck everyone could play. You could let your family know what you need from them that particular day. Here's where I found it.



Here's another game that would be fun to play anywhere. Take it in the car, the kids could ask each other a question then spin....it would sure make cleaning the kitchen more fun when your kids are supposed to be loading the dishwaher.....use it in YW or in your Sunday School class....loads of fun. This one could also help you make decisions about your day. I'm going to go get me one tomorrow!~It will be a hoot next time the grand kids come over.